Glad I Don’t Have A Daughter…

Spotted on Chicago’s Craigslist recently was a post that, a thousand years in the future, an advanced race will pinpoint as the exact downfall of our civilization.

Motorhead frontman Lemmy (not the daddy).

 

Seems a hapless woman who attended a Megadeth and Motorhead show got pregnant in the–wait, just read it for yourself:

Did we hook up at the Megadeth/Motorhead concert? – w4m – 28 (Aragon Ballroom)

“Me: Blue hair, silver tube top, fishnets, Knee high black biker boots.
You: Red mohawk, black pentagram gauges, viper piercings.

I was grinding on you in the pit, then we went to the bathroom, and got f***ed up. You had a nice c**k and I was wasted so I let [you] raw dog it in the stall. You were really good and you had to gag me so I would make too much noise. 

Anyway I’m pregnant. It’s yours. contact me if you want to be part of your child’s life.”

Friends, you’ve just witnessed the beginning of the end.

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