Meanwhile, in Myrtle Beach

The Smoking Gun says this might be the most brilliant police report ever filed by a cop. I agree; it’s almost as if Hemingway wrote it.

This cop’s got a future in pro prose.

 

Here are the lucky “ladies” who engaged in combat at the swanky hotel:

 

No horns, but close: The ET on the left makes the skank on the right look like Duchess Kate.

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