Archive for the General Interest Category

The Gorilla Wept

Posted in General Interest on August 13, 2014 by RickNews

Koko, the “signing” Gorilla, was recently informed of her friend, Robin Williams’ death. Koko wept.

The gorilla and the comedian.

Read the article here.

Everyone Got the Weiner in the End

Posted in General Interest on August 9, 2014 by RickNews

A magician freaks-out some dogs, while others just go for the meat. Enjoy!

‘Copters Over Kiev

Posted in General Interest on February 28, 2014 by RickNews

Here’s a neat video of a fleet of helos doing their thang over the skies of Ukraine. Perhaps ol’ Putin isn’t going to back-down that quickly. Get out yer popcorn and enjoy.

The Dining Section

Posted in General Interest on February 26, 2014 by RickNews

From the well-stocked salad bar to the, um, delish ravioli, RT is the place to be.

According to ONE critic, that is.

Chris Farley, Before He Was the Late Chris Farley

Posted in General Interest on February 18, 2014 by RickNews

You left us too soon, Mr. Farley. Perhaps you’re living in a van down by the river Jordan now…

Whoops…Part Deux!

Posted in Automobiles, General Interest with tags , , on February 13, 2014 by RickNews

When one purchase’s GM’s finest car, brand-new, one then receives a slew of solicitations from the National Corvette Museum, located where they build ’em, in Bowling Green, KY.


Somewhere down there is a 202-mph ZR1. The ‘Vette doesn’t look too swift from this view.

I never gave a cent to those Kentucky Krazies; somehow the “Real Estate Professional” inside me told me that things just wouldn’t bode well for the institution.

You see, I don’t want my name on a Commemorative Brick, a la EPCOT or some Autism Center–I prefer to have my moniker etched on an iron truss.

This is why.

Everyone’s a Persecuted Jew When It’s Convenient

Posted in General Interest on January 28, 2014 by RickNews

Billionaire Tom Perkins, who tools around in one of the world’s largest yachts, recently compared the treatment of the “rich one percent” in the USA to that of post-Putsch Germany.

Let them eat cupcakes!


As was expected, Tommy Boy had to issue an apology for his stupid statement.

Read those words of whizz-dumbĀ here.

Still Better Than Royal Caribbean

Posted in General Interest on January 27, 2014 by RickNews

News from Britain says that a “ghost” cruise ship is heading for land, unmanned.

At least there isn’t a norovirus aboard, a la RC’s ships. Though, the crew are a bunch of rat-finks.


Unless, of course, you count all the cannibal rats aboard.

Read the details here.




Posted in General Interest on January 20, 2014 by RickNews

As a pro writer for over 20 years, the truth still outshines anything I, or anyone else, can come up with.

She claims she didn’t even know she was knocked-up!



A Woody Allen Movie Is To Blame

Posted in General Interest on October 24, 2013 by RickNews

These murderin’ kids today!

WA’s BJ may the kid slay!

A 14-year-old in Massachusetts recently offed his teacher…and after the “box-cutter slashing” was over, he went to see Blue Jasmine!

That’s it–we should ban all WA movies! Look at what happens when an impressionable youngster becomes a fan of his. Read the story here.