Klassy Orange Tan, There, Ma’am
Recently, a 44-year-old woman in (where else?) New Jersey was charged with a felony.
Her crime? Burning her five-year-old daughter in a tanning booth. This is Mom’s photo:

This human stain is 44? She looks 54!
They should’ve arrested her long before…dig that ’97 lip-liner.
Read the full story here.
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