Archive for February, 2012

Road Rapture

Posted in Automobiles on February 13, 2012 by RickNews

This article appeared in Elements Magazine in 2008.

With matte paint and angular lines, the Reventon looks like a fighter jet for traffic jams.

There are some people for whom the ordinary will not suffice. For these particular persons, only the “distinct” will do. We’ve seen them around, flashing an LG Prada mobile phone or fumbling through a limited edition Gucci carryall. Yet, there are some top-of-the-line Lamborghini Murciélago LP640 owners who believe their car just isn’t distinctive enough. For that, the Italian automaker launched a program to create the wildest and craziest car in their history, and for motivation, Lamborghini looked not to other wheeled vehicles, but to the skies.

Even from the side/rear, this is one unique Lambo.

Raging Raptor

The inspiration for the new, $1.4-million Lamborghini Reventón supercar is the latest, most high-tech military fighter aircraft in existence, the F-22 Raptor. Lambo’s director of design, Manfred Fitzgerald, wanted to emulate the raw, technological “edge” of the Raptor in an automobile, and doing that took the Audi-owned, Sant’ Agata Bolognese-based carmaker in a direction previously never seen on the roads—of this planet, at least. With sharp creases and obtuse angles in its carbon fiber body, the new Reventón is perhaps the most striking supercar since the 1970s Lamborghini Countach. Says Stephan Winkelmann, Lamborghini President and CEO, “The Reventón is the most extreme of all.” In fact, the only parts shared with the Murciélago, on which the Reventón is based, are the doors, side mirrors, and roof. The purposeful, “function over form” styling of the Reventón is, in many minds, the most successful blending of “aircraft chic” and “car cool” ever created. (Hip Tip: The Reventón is named after a particularly fierce and famous Spanish fighting bull of the 1940s.) Couple that with matte green-gray paintwork and you’ve got a car that will easily scare “left lane bandits” over to the right in a hurry. That’s right—you can get the Reventón in any color/finish you like…so long as it’s matte green-gray. After all, banana yellow paint is for a Gallardo.

If grey-green suede's your thing, you'll love the Reventon's interior.

Authentic Cockpit

The interior is the other area where Lamborghini drastically deviated from the Murciélago’s fare. After swinging open the scissor doors, one isn’t greeted with the austerity of a military vehicle, but with sumptuous Italian leather and suede-like Alcantara everywhere. Sprinkled about are touches of real aluminum and carbon fiber trim. Behind the flat-bottomed steering wheel are the transmission’s shift paddles and behind that is the Reventón’s revolutionary gauge cluster. Instead of having old-fashioned dials with pointers, the Reventón utilizes three LCD monitors that display a selection of user-chosen speedometer and tachometer readouts. One choice mirrors that of a conventional set-up, with round “analogue” instruments. Another choice boasts a futuristic display with a digital speedometer and a G-Force-Meter with pseudo-military “stencil” markings. The G-Force-Meter shows the dynamic drive forces, longitudinal acceleration during acceleration and braking, as well as transversal acceleration around bends. These forces are represented by the movement of an indicator on a graduated 3D grid, depending on the direction and intensity of the acceleration. The effect is impressive and this driver-selectable arrangement is sure to be featured in future Lambos—it’s that cool.

Taking the "fighter jet cockpit" concept to the instrument panel.

Shock and Awe

Motivating the Reventón is the Murciélago’s V-12, with 6.5 liters of displacement, and mated to a six-speed semi-automatic transmission. The car’s 650 horses are delivered to the pavement through all four wheels (again, like the standard Murc). The Reventón’s 18-inch wheels are also bespoke in that they feature carbon fiber cooling vanes on them to help lower the surface temperatures of the standard ceramic brake rotors. Performance is familiar to a Murciélago owner, with 60 miles an hour appearing in less than four seconds and culminating in a top speed of 211. Lamborghini realized some owners drive their cars on real roads, so they’ve fitted a standard hydraulic system that, with a push of a button, raises the Reventón’s nose so as not to scrape it on a driveway. Another interesting factoid is that the rear lights use special, “heatproof” LED bulbs, due to the massive heat plumes swirling around the car’s rear at speed.

"Heatproof" L.E.D. lights are utilized in the caboose.

Mission Accomplished

At $1.4 million, people will surely lump the Reventón in with Bugatti’s Veyron, but that would be a mistake. The Veyron is a technological showpiece that was created to show the world that a 254-mph car can be built for the “street.” The Reventón, however, was created to show what a smallish, Italian car company could do when buyers don’t care about price. The Reventón is also a car that is more cutting-edge with regards to styling than performance, and Lamborghini itself refers to the car as “haute couture.” Yet, those with over a million bucks to spend—and spend gladly on a car—are out of luck. Lamborghini is only building 20 Reventóns, and all 11 destined for the USA are sold out. In other words, the Reventón is an instant collector car, and as such we probably won’t be seeing a lot of them on Route 25A or the L.I.E., and that would be shame because it’s not often a “raptor” is spied amongst the herd.

 LAMBORGHINI REVENTÓN Specifications

  • 0 to 60 mph: 3.4 seconds
  • Top Speed: 211 mph
  • Drivetrain: 6.5-liter V-12, E-Gear six-speed semi-automatic transmission
  • Total Power: 650 horsepower; 487 pound-feet of torque
  • Base Price: $1,400,000

Bugged-out At 225

Posted in Automobiles on February 11, 2012 by RickNews

A Bugatti Veyron 16.4 owner just posted the video below. As is the case with these YouTube presentations, extremely high speeds are involved…

Oy, Veyron!

Posted in Automobiles on February 11, 2012 by RickNews

This article appeared in Elements Magazine in 2007.

 

The Veyron 16.4

 

There are few luxury items that are, unquestionably, the “best” of breed. For umbrellas, Swaine Adeney Brigg makes the best; the best trench coats—undoubtedly Burberry. Yet, for sportscars, debate has raged for almost 50 years, with punters and millionaires alike squabbling whether Porsche, Ferrari, or Lamborghini made the ultimate speed machines. Now, the debate is settled.

The iconic French automaker Bugatti is back in business and their Veyron 16.4 is simply the best sportscar in the world, bar none. It’s also the most expensive production automobile ever, at $1,440,000 a copy. The Veyron is a car made to settle all arguments with regards to excess for the foreseeable future: not only is it the most expensive car, the Bug’s also the fastest, the boldest, and the brashest conveyance ever unleashed on public roads. Ever.

In the early part of the 20th century, Ettore Bugatti’s company constructed some of the most innovative and successful racing cars to date. EB parlayed this success into a road car company that was equally innovative. Ettore viewed his creations as works of art—so very French! Just before the Great Depression, Bugatti created the Royale, a car so exclusive that he would only sell it to monarchs and heads of state. At about $50,000 in 1929, it’s no wonder that only six were ever built. The Bugatti organization didn’t survive World War II, and the marque was revived in the early-1990s in Italy—just in time for the recession. The second coming didn’t fare so well and Volkswagen eventually acquired the Bugatti name and constructed an impressive, state-of-the-art factory on the grounds of Ettore’s former estate in Molsheim, France.

 

On the factory floor.

 

Surprisingly, VW has remained true to the vision of the original company: the automobiles with the trademark “horse collar” grille are uncompromising in their engineering and quality. The 8-liter, W-16 engine’s block is basically a Bentley’s motor with four more cylinders…and four turbochargers. The power output is a stunning 1,001 horsepower, sending muscle via a 7-speed semi-automatic transmission to all four wheels, shod with bespoke Michelin run-flat tires. All this is bolted to an incredibly strong carbon fiber chassis that contributes to structural integrity and safety. The Veyron’s curvaceous body panels are also made of lightweight carbon fiber.

 

The Veyron's engine compartment is exposed to the world.

 

From rest, 60 miles per hour comes in a motorcycle-beating 2.3 seconds. The quarter mile arrives just 10.2 seconds, by which time the speedometer will read 142.9 mph. Top speed is a verified 253.2 mph. To take the 16.4 to its terminal velocity, a special key “unlocks” and engages “top speed mode,” which lowers the car and modifies the spoilers and vents for better aerodynamics and high-speed handling. At top speed, the Veyron’s full fuel tank runs empty after about 12 minutes, which is good because the tires can only handle 15 minutes at extreme velocity. At speeds over 124 mph, the Bugatti’s electrically deployed rear wing also acts as an air brake to assist the carbon brakes in slowing the beast with racecar-like deceleration.

 

Leather and machine-turned aluminum. No plastic.

 

Inside, the Veyron’s cockpit simplistic, understated luxury, but only enough for just two lucky souls. The seats are made from lightweight carbon fiber shells, covered with sumptuous leather, and Dieter Burmester, Berlin’s pre-eminent audio maker, supplies the sound system. Three main dials face the driver: a speedometer, a tachometer, and a power meter that displays how many of the 1,001 ponies are available. Unlike some interiors, a massive navigation display is nowhere to be found, with route guidance concealed in the rearview mirror. (Owners also receive a Bugatti personal digital assistant device that connects with the nav system via Bluetooth; this PDA can also download information about the car’s diagnostic system.)

 

Silver with purple to your liking? If not, there are myriad other combinations to choose from.

 

There are so many color and trim combinations available for the Veyron that it’s a safe bet to say that no two will ever be alike. Bugatti is smart in recognizing that even those traveling in an exclusive world crave more exclusivity. Only 300 Veyron 16.4s will ever be built, according to Bugatti, and maintenance is handled at Bentley dealerships. Yet, repair service entails flying a factory mechanic in from France, who is on 24-hour call.

Some may question why one would need a brand-new vehicle that costs $1.4 million, yet the answer is obvious: people drive such conveyances because they can’t motor around in their $50,000,000 estate. Long live the King!

BUGATTI VEYRON 16.4

  • Base Price: $1,440,800
  • Engine: quad-turbocharged and intercooled DOHC 64-valve W-16; 8 liters, 1,0001 horsepower, 922 lb./ft. of torque
  • Transmission: 7-speed direct-shift semi-automatic with full automatic mode
  • 0 to 60 mph: 2.3 seconds
  • Top speed: 253.2 mph

New Acronym of the Day

Posted in General Interest on February 10, 2012 by RickNews

 

S.I.F. (Secret Internet Fatty)

This is a SIF.

The SIF is quite adept at hiding his or her fat on the Internet. Usually a LiveJournal or MySpace user, they use Photoshop, high-constrast photos, and strategic camera angles to appear thinner.

Source: UrbanDictionary.com

Manning Face

Posted in General Interest on February 10, 2012 by RickNews

Here’s a site that’s one page long and only has photographs of–wait, I’ll let you click through here.

 

The $32,000,000 Car

Posted in Automobiles on February 10, 2012 by RickNews

A 1963 Ferrari 250GTO just changed hands in England for 20.5 million pounds sterling, which is about $32 million.

 

...It doesn't even have cup holders or Bluetooth!

 

Read more here.

Psst… Wanna See The 21st Century “Edsel?”

Posted in Automobiles on February 10, 2012 by RickNews

It’s the Tesla Model X!

With stupid gullwing doors and an “iPad” glued to the center console, this baby is gonna sell like Azteks!

More on the abomination here.

WTF?

A Photo I Made

Posted in Photos, Wristwatches on February 10, 2012 by RickNews

Shot with a Nikon D3100

Fat Kids Running Topless

Posted in General Interest on February 9, 2012 by RickNews

Need I explain? It’s fat children–running without shirts.

Enjoy!

 

 

The Time Is Right

Posted in Wristwatches on February 9, 2012 by RickNews

This article appeared in Elements Magazine in 2004.

 

A timepiece can tell a lot about a person: their dreams, ambitions, and desires all carried on a wrist. Even during a boring business meeting, one can look at one’s diving watch and be reminded of a vacation in a tropical paradise. While waiting on a bank line, just a glance at a bejeweled chronometer can cut the tedium like a diamond through glass. Yet, life is more than meetings or chores—it’s about doing, seeing, and enjoying one’s days. Just as one changes one’s clothing to suit different activities, so should a wristwatch reflect the moment.

Best Watch to Wear While Skydiving

Remember to synch your watch...and open the chute!

Skydiving is risky business and the last thing you want is your watch to, um, crash. I suggest donning a Bell & Ross Space 3 (around $2,000) because this high-tech timepiece has even traveled aboard the Space Shuttle (it’s the first automatic-movement chronograph to do so). The Space 3 features rubber stopwatch buttons that are ergonomically integrated into its brushed steel or titanium case. Besides, if you miss your skydiving plane, you can always boast that you’re wearing a real “astronaut watch.”

Best Diving Watch

Rolex's ulitmate "tool" watch, the Sea Dweller.

The ultimate men’s diving watch is a Rolex Sea-Dweller 4000 (about $4,400). This is a rare model that comes sans the date magnifier on the crystal, but with a special valve enabling it to withstand decompression. Hewn from a solid chunk of stainless steel, the Sea-Dweller can withstand depths of up to 4,000 feet of the salty brine.

Hey, even fish need to see bling sometime.

For ladies, there’s Audemars Piguet’s  Royal Oak Gem-Set (around $15,000), which has a classic case and bracelet in 18-carat yellow gold and stainless steel, and a bezel set with diamonds. It’s water-resistant to only 165 feet. (What lady is foolish enough to follow her man down to 4,000 feet anyway?)

Best Automobile Racing Watch

Inspired by a legendary car race, the Chopard has a rubber strap with a Dunlop racing tire pattern.

Speed and style have always gone hand-in-hand, and the timepiece that most exemplifies this is the Chopard Mille Miglia chronometer chronograph (starting at approximately $2,500). Crafted of titanium, gold, or stainless steel, the Mille Miglia is named after a famous Italian road race. While the stopwatch function is useful, nothing comes close to the sensation of speed like the Mille Miglia’s 1950s racing tire-inspired rubber band.

Best Watch For a Black Tie Function (Men’s)

Why shoot for the stars when your watch costs as much as the moon?

Black tie events are a drag:  weddings, charity events, or some other affair where you’ll have to part with money. Yet, one should look the role, and the Patek Philippe 18-carat white gold Celestial Watch (about $160,000) looks so good it should receive an Oscar. The Celestial features a self-winding movement with a sky chart, plus the phases and orbits of the moon. After all, during a lengthy wedding toast or a tribute speech, a gentleman can gaze at the regal blue dial and dream about the heavens—acquiring them, that is.

Best Watch For a Black Tie Function (Women’s)

It's fit for a Queen alright--Naples, Italy or Florida.

For an elegant soiree, a lady best leaves the “flash” to her couture or her jewels; a tacky watch can ruin an ensemble. Simple is the key, and class is queen. Thus, I proffer to m’lady the Breguet Reine de Naples (about $26,000), which has a bezel set with 128 diamonds. This lithe masterpiece has a power-reserve and phases of the moon indicators. (A lady should match her gentleman and what better to have in common than the stars?)