Archive for June, 2012

This Is For The Spinsters Out There

Posted in General Interest on June 30, 2012 by RickNews

Enjoy some “art,” ladies…

Who needs men when you have cats?

As seen on It Makes No Sense

Those Sophisticated Yurrupeans

Posted in Music on June 29, 2012 by RickNews

This video proves that White Trash isn’t only found in America…

Thanks, Troops!

Posted in General Interest on June 28, 2012 by RickNews

Thanks for the freedom, troops!

Lemme See Yo’ Crack, Homeslice

Posted in Music on June 27, 2012 by RickNews

Here is the greatest music video about “rock”…

I’m Glad I Don’t Have A Daughter, Part 9

Posted in General Interest on June 26, 2012 by RickNews

Too late for “Plan B.”

As seen on It Makes No Sense.

Are There Still People Who Hand-Wash Dishes?

Posted in General Interest on June 25, 2012 by RickNews

If there are, they may want to read this article.

 

If you’ve got this in your house, chances are you’re a pig.

Basically, the piece says that, if you hand-wash dishes, you’ll be eating some nice helpings of bacteria the next time you chow-down on your “clean” plates and cutlery.

The secret to clean dishes? A fu#@ing dishwasher.

Watch These White Women Make Fools Of Themselves

Posted in General Interest on June 23, 2012 by RickNews

Somewhere out there is a “public relations” firm named Brookline PR and they thought it would be a good idea to produce this video…and distribute the darned thing. I can hear the sobs of their husbands, brothers, fathers, children, and cats–but not in that order.

Remember what they say: there’s no such thing as bad publicity.*

*Except, of course, in this case.

Space Aliens Were So Cool Back Then

Posted in General Interest on June 22, 2012 by RickNews

This is the trailer for Barbarella, the 1968 Sci-Fi film directed by Roger Vadim and starring his then-wife, Jane Fonda.

It quite simply is one of the best movie trailers ever made. Better than the full-length flick, in my opinion.

Enjoy.

 

Put This On Your Nautilus

Posted in General Interest on June 21, 2012 by RickNews

Somewhere, there’s a dusty pile of clothing and under that pile lies a Nautilus machine, a Bowflex, and at the very bottom, there’s the legendary Shake Weight.

Remember: all in-home “gym equipment” ends up as a clothing rack some day.

This Is The Healthiest Meal In The World

Posted in General Interest on June 19, 2012 by RickNews

Food researchers recently developed the “menu” for the world’s healthiest meal:

The world’s healthiest meal..?

I’ll have a shrimp cocktail, a rib-eye steak, cooked medium, a baked potato with sour cream, and if I’m feeling peckish later…a lobotomy so I can forget the word, “peckish.”

Read the article here.