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Sometimes the Net offers-up a rare gem, like this Serb lothario:

“To all unmarried ones who would like to spend their life by my side and within all the beauties of my home. Please look below at all the magic of my home that I have decorated with taste, perhaps just for YOU. Don Milisav Juan Gonzales Brzi, Contact: +33-#########″

Seems Don Milisav Juan doesn’t know how to pick up women, so he lets his “wealth” do the gabbing for him, as illustrated in these hilarious photos.

Read the full story here.

“One day, I purchase me tchotchkes!”

“Cake and shotgun, you want? Or you desire globe?”

“Plastic on chair good! Bloodstains bad!”

This video is dedicated to all the idiots out there who knowingly jump out of perfectly good airplanes. (Except, of course, military paratroopers, who jump out of perfectly good planes to protect our oil interests around the globe.)

Seems an 80-year-old granny wanted to make a parachute jump for her birthday. When she gets second thoughts and attempts to hold on to the aircraft’s door for dear-freakin’-life, things begin to go awry.

I don’t like cats that much, mainly because I’m highly allergic to them.

Yet, the “Internet’s Most Famous Feline,” Maru,  just celebrated his fifth birthday. And damn, this little tail-wagger is a cutie…

Hey, it’s okay to be gay. Everyone is, these days.

The unfortunate thing, for this lad’s parents, is that his fashion choices and his desire to become an orange will likely get worse.

The posts below are from a “Facebook friend” of mine, whom I’ve never met.

These posts were made between May 7th and May 18th, 2012.

From what I can deduce, she’s 35 years-old, Jewish, from Philadelphia, and lives nearby in Palm Beach County. She doesn’t have kids, but she does have a dog.

My FAVORITE part about her posts are the capitalized words. You see, crazy people do THIS in their writing because they require MORE attention than the REST of us. 

Oh yeah, she’s into Kabbalah and “mysticism.” ‘Nuff said.

(Her previous posts can be found here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here and here.)

So if I have always lived for other people, then who is gonna live for me.. 9 u guys will love this one)

Rules….. what do you think?

Well, if i stop making myself separate, then perhaps i will feel more alike…. but what can one do when she has lived and seen things that others cannot begin to imagine? How do I fake that? lmk

so many experiences, so many choices

GOD, the Universe, or anybody who is a position of power, Please present YOURSELVES to me, BC I NEED some real big hitters to help me move on and get grounded for one of the biggest jobs of my life…. oh boy! Can’t do it alone… just doesn’t seem to ever work that way.. I’ve tried.:) Now I’m trying something else.

It seems that life and its outcomes get better when i share my feelings with others…. in a clear way.. as clear as I know how.. with an open heart and an open ear or two to listen to the response…:) Makes for some great changes.. I see them now

Revenge is going back to 2002 tonight at 10|9c on ABC. “Like” this post if you’re ready for the real Amanda.

Need to get moving and grooving…support or not

Well, I must share this… Not everything in life is rosie..for real… Most things and situations can be seen as such, yet there are some things, events, and situations that occur in this life that seem not so happy, not so fair, and not so light…. There are many people who are suffering at this very moment, lest we not be fooled by all the loving sentiments around us… sometimes “Compassion” is the only applicable feeling to operate from…… bc hell is hard to explain within the confines of a “Sunny picture book”…. As they say, “Shit happens”… Then we get to figure out “how” to clean it up… Just a reality check for all that i love who read all my cheerie posts… Just know that i know, and I hope u know, that life is both…. Happy and Sad.. Light and Dark…. Sweet and sour… and after being in the ocean… sometimes salty too! xoxo. blessing to all of you…

There’s nothing more important that bringing new life…

Congratulations to everyone I know who is living their dreams:)

One day I HOPE to be the best MOM in the world…. ( I don’t think [the CFFBF’s dog] has too many complaints, in the meantime)

Feel free to reach out when the feeling comes to you… the worst that can happen is that you do not get the response you hoped for and then you get to move on to other things without any regrets that you held back…. It’s not so hard to feel UNIVERSAL LOVE… it’s a bit my challenging to feel UNIVERSAL REJECTION or DENIAL…. try it out….

Imagine if i did not go through all the CRAP that i had to see and deal with while I was growing up, then I would not go out of my way to write and post such loving, caring, and kind, funny and sometimes ridiculous things that I post on here…. I’d most likely be a spoiled, oblivious brat running around the planet… Like the world needs anymore of those beings… nahhh… I’ll just be ME!

Always choose LOVE… That other stuff causes a slue of wackiness to surface and distract ya from the heart of the matter..

I had a wonderful chakra balancing at Ellenville tonight by a lady named [redacted]…. She rocks! Now…. can my purpose follow me, please.. I know i am meant to be doing something extraordinary, i am just not sure what it is or where… Help… Manifesting answers.. let’s see if this technique turns out well?
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