You left us too soon, Mr. Farley. Perhaps you’re living in a van down by the river Jordan now…
Chris Farley, Before He Was the Late Chris Farley
Posted in General Interest on February 18, 2014 by RickNewsOMG!
Posted in Automobiles with tags F1, Martini, Massa, Mercedes, Williams F1 on February 15, 2014 by RickNewsFor a Formula One fanatic over a “certain age,” this news will elicit a girlish, OMG!
The legendary Martini color scheme back for the 2014 F1 season…this time with Williams-Mercedes F1.
If it doesn’t make you just ‘squee,’ then you don’t have a soul.
Whoops…Part Deux!
Posted in Automobiles, General Interest with tags Corvette, Sinkhole, ZR1 on February 13, 2014 by RickNewsWhen one purchase’s GM’s finest car, brand-new, one then receives a slew of solicitations from the National Corvette Museum, located where they build ’em, in Bowling Green, KY.
Somewhere down there is a 202-mph ZR1. The ‘Vette doesn’t look too swift from this view.
I never gave a cent to those Kentucky Krazies; somehow the “Real Estate Professional” inside me told me that things just wouldn’t bode well for the institution.
You see, I don’t want my name on a Commemorative Brick, a la EPCOT or some Autism Center–I prefer to have my moniker etched on an iron truss.
This is why.
Q-Tip and His Cocoanut
Posted in Photos on February 7, 2014 by RickNewsShot at night with an iPhone 5S
Everyone’s a Persecuted Jew When It’s Convenient
Posted in General Interest on January 28, 2014 by RickNewsBillionaire Tom Perkins, who tools around in one of the world’s largest yachts, recently compared the treatment of the “rich one percent” in the USA to that of post-Putsch Germany.
Let them eat cupcakes!
As was expected, Tommy Boy had to issue an apology for his stupid statement.
Read those words of whizz-dumb here.
Still Better Than Royal Caribbean
Posted in General Interest on January 27, 2014 by RickNewsNews from Britain says that a “ghost” cruise ship is heading for land, unmanned.
At least there isn’t a norovirus aboard, a la RC’s ships. Though, the crew are a bunch of rat-finks.
Unless, of course, you count all the cannibal rats aboard.
Read the details here.
Pure, Unadulterated, Car Porn
Posted in Automobiles on January 25, 2014 by RickNewsThis, dear readers, is the 2014 racing car that McLaren-Mercedes plans to campaign for the upcoming Formula One season.
With a six-cylinder, turbocharged engine that’s tinier than your Mom’s suitcase, the “liquid metal” paintjob makes the machine look like it’s doing 220mph standing still.
This baby has an engine smaller than a college chick’s Neon…and more power than her Daddy’s Daytona–or five of ’em, to be exact.
Whoops!
Posted in General Interest on January 20, 2014 by RickNewsAs a pro writer for over 20 years, the truth still outshines anything I, or anyone else, can come up with.
She claims she didn’t even know she was knocked-up!
Enjoy:
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