This 42-Year-Old Calendar’s Models Are Cooler Than You, Miss Thang

Posted in General Interest on December 11, 2012 by RickNews

Lissen up, all you youngsters and “millennials!” The women in this 1970 calendar, promoting that chic Italian scooter brand, Lambretta, are way hipper than you.

Enjoy!

And her scooter is hipper than your Prius C.

The fashion and the scooter’s design wouldn’t look out of place at Fashion Week.

More found here.

Philly Girl Phight!

Posted in General Interest on December 7, 2012 by RickNews

From the city of class and brotherly love, Philadelphia, comes this video to get you in the mood fo’ the holiday season.

Two girls enter the fistagon…yet only one will emerge with dry pants. Let the games begin!

This Dog Loves A Good Bath

Posted in General Interest on December 5, 2012 by RickNews

Benny loves taking a bath, see?

I Love NY!

Posted in General Interest on December 4, 2012 by RickNews

That paradigm of integrity, the New York Post newspaper, is in hot water again–and this time the seas are deadly.  Make that subways.

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Seems the Post published a photo on its cover, of a man about to be killed by a moving train. Check out the story here.

Tasteless? No. In Madhattanstan, they’re all “rats in a cage…suicide a go-go.”

 

Haters Gonna Hate…Ashli and Her Mom, Cindy, That Is

Posted in General Interest on November 29, 2012 by RickNews

Yeah!

(Seriously–does this clip even need any other commentary?)

Possibly the Worst Music Video You’ll See Today

Posted in Music on November 23, 2012 by RickNews

That juggernaut of horrible, Jan Terri, wants to take you to the fourth planet. Go with her and don’t forget your fanny pack.

This Is How Rick Carries His Twinkies

Posted in General Interest on November 18, 2012 by RickNews

Forget using this stylish wristwatch case for timepieces. I’m keeping my Hostess Twinkies in it, instead! They’re like gold these days.

Here’s how I carry those golden cakes worth their weight in gold.

Gen. Petraeus Cheated On THIS?!

Posted in General Interest on November 15, 2012 by RickNews

Former Central Intelligence Agency Director Gen. David Petraeus cheated on this hottie?! Guess that goes to show that not all soldiers in uniform are “heroes.”

This sex kitten was two-timed by her General hubby?!

This Dummy Bought A Fake iPad…That Was Really Just A Mirror

Posted in General Interest on November 14, 2012 by RickNews

A woman from Texas, named Jalonta (of course), bought an iPad from a stranger at a gas station for just $200. Instead of an $800 techno-marvel, her purchase turned out to be a…glass mirror with an Apple logo on it.

Here’s a tip for ol’ Jalonta: if you want an iPad, click here.

A Homoerotic Superman Comic Book Cover In Honor of Veteran’s Day

Posted in General Interest on November 8, 2012 by RickNews

From the days of World War 2 comes an extremely buff “Man of Steel” astride a glistening red, um, rocket.

That’s Ol’ Superman for ya: dropping loads on the “Japanazis” while holding on to the front of his, um, rocket.

 

Clark Kent shouldn’t have used a phone booth–he should’ve employed a closet for privacy.