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If there are, they may want to read this article.

If you’ve got this in your house, chances are you’re a pig.

Basically, the piece says that, if you hand-wash dishes, you’ll be eating some nice helpings of bacteria the next time you chow-down on your “clean” plates and cutlery.

The secret to clean dishes? A fu#@ing dishwasher.

Somewhere out there is a “public relations” firm named Brookline PR and they thought it would be a good idea to produce this video…and distribute the darned thing. I can hear the sobs of their husbands, brothers, fathers, children, and cats–but not in that order.

Remember what they say: there’s no such thing as bad publicity.*

*Except, of course, in this case.

This is the trailer for Barbarella, the 1968 Sci-Fi film directed by Roger Vadim and starring his then-wife, Jane Fonda.

It quite simply is one of the best movie trailers ever made. Better than the full-length flick, in my opinion.

Enjoy.

Somewhere, there’s a dusty pile of clothing and under that pile lies a Nautilus machine, a Bowflex, and at the very bottom, there’s the legendary Shake Weight.

Remember: all in-home “gym equipment” ends up as a clothing rack some day.

Food researchers recently developed the “menu” for the world’s healthiest meal:

The world’s healthiest meal..?

I’ll have a shrimp cocktail, a rib-eye steak, cooked medium, a baked potato with sour cream, and if I’m feeling peckish later…a lobotomy so I can forget the word, “peckish.”

Read the article here.

From Detroit comes a tale of an illegal dumper…who just “doesn’t take orders from no woman.” Also, Ihor Stetkewycz is from Mars.

Enjoy.

An enterprising lad in Kazakhstan was recently caught cheating on a university entrance exam by utlizing a 35-FOOT-LONG “cheat sheet” with over 25,000 ANSWERS on it.

This is not the kid in question, but rather a non-attorney, paid spokesperson.

In America, we call enterprising kids like this, “future attorneys.”

Read the full story here.

Nothing.

Go get yer oatmeal, Hamlet!