Meanwhile, An Idiot 911 Driver Gets Stuck

Posted in Automobiles, General Interest on February 19, 2012 by RickNews

Here’s an article about a 911 pilot trying to get one over on traffic, in San Francisco….

Probably an orthodontist.

Pure Gold

Posted in General Interest on February 19, 2012 by RickNews

This is a list of Kenny Powers‘ favorite things.

This is one of ’em:

 

See the ring.

Discuss.

Spicy-Hot Hybrid

Posted in Automobiles with tags , , , , , on February 18, 2012 by RickNews

This article previously appeared in Colorado Springs Style Magazine in December, 2010

Colorado Springs Style November/December 2010

Porsche Protects the Planet With Their New Cayenne

Honda kicked-off the hybrid vehicle game in the late-20th century, with their Insight two seater. Toyota took the ball and ran with it, producing three generations of Prius models that came to symbolize the genre. Now, Porsche has “taken the ball,” and they didn’t just run with it—they supercharged it, in their new, leather-lined 2011 Cayenne S Hybrid!

A Second-Generation First

The Porsche Cayenne sport-utility vehicle debuted to perplexed audiences in 2003. “A Porsche…truck?,” they asked. It was an unusual move for a company that only produced small sports cars. Yet, the Cayenne proved to be a hit, winning over the well-heeled who desired the road manners of an “autobahn stormer” but also wanted a dose of practicality—especially in mountainous and wintry locales such as Colorado Springs. Over the years, the first-generation Cayenne was improved upon with new models, such as the low-to-the-ground GTS and the super-fast Turbo S. For 2011, the Cayenne range is now in its second generation and Porsche, the company, has taken a more responsible approach to performance with their first-ever hybrid vehicle.

The battery pack hides in the rear.

Nobody Does It Better

While the Turbo model sits at the pinnacle of Porsche of Colorado Springs’ Cayenne lineup, the new Cayenne S Hybrid is the vehicle that’s setting the car (and truck) market on its ear. Simply put, nobody does “performance” like Porsche and no hybrid SUV behaves quite like the Cayenne S Hybrid. Unlike a fully-electric vehicle that must be plugged-in (a la the Chevrolet Volt or Nissan Leaf), the Cayenne S Hybrid couples a supercharged V-6 engine to an electric motor. There’s nothing to plug in–except a gasoline hose when the tank is dry. In other words this “gentle giant” delivers the performance of a V-8 with the fuel economy of a V-6.

Once upon a time, Porsches used to have air-cooled gas engines in the rear...

Highway Sailing

The combined engines’ output of 380 horsepower is channeled to an eight-speed automatic transmission, dubbed Tiptronic, because of its sporting abilities.  This, in turn, connects to a sophisticated all-wheel-drive system that is the bedrock of the Cayenne’s off-road prowess. Furthermore, the vehicle’s hybrid arrangement is unlike any other because it can power the truck in either full-gasoline mode; via the electric motor only; or a combination of both. Most hybrids, such as the Toyota Prius, get better fuel economy in city driving, because the electric motor propels the car more often than the gas engine; the Porsche, on the other hand, is quite different.  When the Cayenne S Hybrid pilot lifts off the accelerator at speeds up to 97 mph, the gasoline engine can be completely switched off, enabling the vehicle to “sail” along without combustion or electric power. This delivers a significant reduction of fuel consumption at highway speeds. As soon as the driver presses the accelerator to pass another vehicle, the gasoline engine quickly starts back up and begins doing its job.

Porsche boasts a fuel economy improvement of about 25 percent over the gas-only Cayenne. When one considers that this is a truck capable of transporting a family of four and their luggage over rough roads, and not a two-seat, Japanese econo-box built for asphalt-only duty, the feat is even more impressive.

Tautly Teutonic

The exterior of the Cayenne range has been re-shaped with tauter and more athletic lines; the headlamps are reminiscent of sportier Porsche models and generally the vehicle appears sleeker than its predecessor. Remarkably, the new Cayenne is larger than the first-generation. Yet the redo goes deeper than the skin: Porsche overhauled the Cayenne’s interior to mimic that of their first-ever sedan, the Panamera. The previous Cayenne’s cabin lacked a certain flair. Now, the center console has less of a plasticky “SUV vibe” and more of a sleek, “Learjet feel,” with polished black switchgear and up-to-the-minute Euro design. If it feels larger inside, it is, because there’s more space for rear passengers and the cargo area has been enlarged.

The Cayenne range's interiors have been renovated.

Porsche, a company notorious for “nickel and diming” when it comes to options, has given the Cayenne a standard audio system with iPod interface, standard Bluetooth connectivity, and there’s even a glass moonroof, gratis. Notable options include radar-activated cruise control, a blind-spot warning system for safe lane changes, and a trick headlamp arrangement that adapts illumination for highway or around town driving! Unique to the Cayenne S Hybrid is an instrument panel display that allows the driver to monitor the hybrid system and to see how “green” the truck is when motoring along.

This ain't your Aunt Hildy's Porsche gauge binnacle.

Trailblazing Ahead

Like any company entering a new market niche, Porsche wasn’t perfect with their first-generation SUV. Yet, less than a decade later, they’ve singlehandedly created a new niche, that of a performance hybrid SUV. Frankly, nothing less was expected of such a legendary automaker. Time to add some planet-friendly spice to your driving!

2011 Porsche Cayenne S Hybrid

  • Base price: $67,700
  • Powerplants: 3-liter, supercharged V6 with 333 horsepower and an electric motor with 47 horsepower
  • Transmission: eight-speed Tiptronic automatic with all-wheel-drive
  • 0 to 60 mph: Approximately 6.6 seconds

Do Not Anger The Gibbon

Posted in General Interest on February 17, 2012 by RickNews

Recently at the Memphis Zoo, a male gibbon was angered at a baseball-cap wearing Dad.

Maybe the primate with the classy outfit (the gibbon) was upset at the sloppy human. Either way, it’s funny.

AUDI’S RACE TO SAVE THE PLANET…

Posted in Automobiles on February 17, 2012 by RickNews

This article appeared in the Americana at Manhasset’s Concours d’Elegance publication in 2011.

Audi turned racing on its ear once again, with the R10 TDI.

Let’s get something straight: car manufacturers race to win. They want to win on Sunday and sell out the showroom on Monday. They enter the sport of automobile racing for the publicity it brings. Not only do their wares gain valuable seconds of TV and newspaper exposure time, but manufacturers can also claim that “competition furthers the breed.”  In fact, it does and many important items on one’s street car first debuted on a racetrack, such as the rearview mirror or disk brakes. However, one of Volkswagen’s strongest arm’s, Audi, is doing something different. And they’re winning.

What Audi has done, since 2006, is nothing short of remarkable—and gutsy. You see, auto racing is the domain of largely one type of power plant: the gasoline internal combustion engine. Everywhere from the Indy “500” to a local drag strip, gas is king. Yet Audi sensed a change in the air, due to environmental groups who called on the sport to be more ecologically responsible.  In short order, this Ingolstadt-based rebel dropped gas engines and fielded a car equipped with a diesel..!

This ain't your Aunt Rita's diesel Oldsmobile engine.

Americans tend to think of diesel engines as suitable only for large trucks and 1982 Oldsmobiles that were shaped like a fat man’s wallet. Yet, Europeans have been enjoying a diesel renaissance, led by such high-performance builders as BMW, Jaguar, Mercedes-Benz, and even Porsche. Moreover, a diesel can be expected to offer at least a 25 percent gain in MPG. Audi’s R10 TDI boasts a 12-cylinder engine with two turbochargers, delivering over 700 horsepower in peak tune.

Audi’s statement, by racing their diesel car, resounded through the halls of European automakers. How could such an established company take such a giant risk—after all, no manufacturer had even done this before, let alone captured any trophies. But why? After all, Audi was king of the 24 Hours of Le Mans, dominating the event with their gas-powered beauties for over a half decade, beginning in 2000. There was no reason for them to “upturn the apple cart”—especially when they built and owned that cart.

Yet, some within Audi recognized that switching to diesel was a “win-win’ situation before the first green flag fell on the R10 TDI. The opportunity to make the racing community reassess its environmental impact, starting with fossil fuels, was too great to ignore. It’s also great publicity for VW’s marketing machine.  When the green flag did drop on the R10’s career, Audi was prepared. The R10 TDI won its maiden race, at the 2006 12 Hours of Sebring. Such a feat is incredible in the racing world because usually, a new car has a lot of “kinks” to work out; much of the time it won’t even finish a race. Even more incredible is that the R10 TDI handily won the 24 Hours of Le Mans just three months later. For the first time ever, a diesel-powered automobile won the most prestigious endurance race on earth, clocking up more than 3,000 racing miles in exactly one day. Audi also placed third in the event with another R10 TDI.

LeMans 2007: another win for Diesel power.

Since that historic race, the Audi R10 TDI went on to victory at the 24 Hours of Le Mans twice more, in 2007 and 2008. Speaking of Audis “statement” to other manufacturers: rival Peugeot soon hopped on the diesel bandwagon and their car won Le Mans in 2009. However, the following year and this year, Audi diesels have once again earned the winner’s trophy at the world’s oldest endurance contest. Few racing cars have taken a permanent place in the automotive world. Usually, today’s race winner is tomorrow’s obsolete “used car” and they’re discarded. Audi’s R10 TDI, on the other hand, is legend of modern times for many reasons. At the Americana at Manhasset’s Concours event, one only has to focus on its sheer beauty.

 

AUDI R10 TDI RACING CAR

  • Engine: V12 Diesel, Twin-Turbo
  • Approx. Horsepower: over 700
  • Transmission: 5-speed Audi S-tronic
  • Approx. Weight: 2,040 pounds
  • Estimated Top Speed: 230 mph

 

SIDEBAR

AUDI: NO STRANGER TO BLAZING A NEW PATH

Masterful Michele.

Audi hasn’t dominated just one class of auto racing, such as the endurance series. In fact, in the early-1980s, Audi was a veritable “Goliath” in the world of rally racing. Their pioneering Quattro all-wheel drive system turned the sport on its ear. Audi’s lead driver was also a pioneer: Michele Mouton was a French woman who showed the boys her Audi’s derriere. Mouton won four events and finished runner-up in the championship in 1982. Three years later, Michele also conquered Colorado’s most famous race, the Pike’s Peak Hillclimb. These days, the 60 year-old lives a more sedate life and she just received France’s Légion d’honneur.

He Is Just Like The Rest Of Us…

Posted in General Interest on February 16, 2012 by RickNews

Actor, artist, professional “nut” Gary Busey recently filed for Chapter 7 bankruptcy.

Busey claims he only has $26,000 in assets but a half-mil in debts.

 

The Buse.

 

Check out the story here.

In it, you’ll discover Gary owns five pairs of moccasins. Well, maybe not like all of us…

 

Inked-Up Pussy

Posted in General Interest on February 16, 2012 by RickNews

A 24 year-old tattoo artist in Tatarstan (could be where the famed fish dressing was invented) inked-up his pet cat.

 

He also misspelled the pussy’s tat.

Check it out here.

ACTING LIKE A RACECAR DRIVER: 10 FAST THESPIANS

Posted in Automobiles on February 16, 2012 by RickNews

Turn on the TV or pop-in a Blu-ray and chances are you’ll see a car chase: actors choreographed with precision as high speeds and giant crashes seem to have no consequences on hairdos, makeup or designer clothing. When the action’s done, the director yells “cut” and the danger is turned “off” for the moment. Yet, there are some actors for whom the ersatz cannot cut it—their need for speed is so great that they must risk pretty faces and lucrative contracts to satisfy a jones for “faster.” Here is a random list of ten of Hollywood’s fastest men:

The one, the only–hail to the McQueen!

STEVE MCQUEEN—The coolest man who ever lived wasn’t just a damn good thespian; he was also a terrific racecar driver and motorcyclist. McQueen’s love for speed permeated almost every aspect of his life. When he wasn’t on horseback for one of his many Western roles, he was in the seat of a dirt bike. If McQueen wasn’t on a cycle, he was in a racing car—and he was so enamored of the sport that he sunk millions of his own money to fund the seminal 1970 movie, LeMans. In it, McQueen plays (what else?) a cool racer who manhandles a Porsche 908 for 24 hours, straight. In real life, McQueen partnered with Peter Revson for the 1970 12 Hours of Sebring and they won their class! McQueen also had legendary taste in road cars: four years ago, one of McQueen’s Ferraris sold at auction for over $2 million. A Porsche 911 that he drove in the opening scene of LeMans just sold for $1.3 million. McQueen can also be credited for the first (and greatest) car chase in modern cinema history. His Bullitt not only set the standard for such pursuits, but it’s imprinted so indelibly on the cultural landscape that even 40 years onward, Ford actually produced a “Bullitt Edition” Mustang.

He plays a doctor on TV…and his real life is even more exciting.

PATRICK DEMPSEY—Women call this star of TV’s Grey’s Anatomy, “McDreamy,” yet it’s more appropriate to call him, “McSpeedy.” Since appearing on the radar screen in the late-‘80s, Dempsey starred in several movies, including In The Mood, Mobsters, Made of Honor, and Sweet Home Alabama. Yet, his TV success thrust Dempsey into the spotlight in recent years, which meant only good things for his racing ambitions. Dempsey started in off-road competition, but his recent love has been Grand-Am road racing, in closed-cockpit cars, such as the Mazda RX-8 fielded by Dempsey Racing in the Rolex Sports Car Series. In 2009, Patrick co-drove a Ferrari F430 in the 24 Hours of LeMans and finished a respectable ninth in his class. In the 2011 24 Hours of Daytona, Dempsey placed third in his class. Clearly this Maine-born heartthrob can make engines red-line, in addition to hearts.

Acting, salad dressing, and racing–a success in all three.

PAUL NEWMAN—Paul Newman was a legendary actor, entrepreneur, philanthropist, racecar driver, and racing team owner. This blue-eyed movie star took up racing during the filming of Winning, which co-starred his wife, Joanne Woodward. During the 1970s, Newman tore up the tracks in the IMSA road racing series, famously helming a red-white-and-blue Datsun 280X. Later, he partnered with Carl Haas to form the Newman-Haas Indycar racing team, which won championships with Mario Andretti driving. However, Newman didn’t give up driving for fun and sport. He drove well into his 70s and he last took the wheel of a racecar a few months before he died. Truly, for Paul Newman, racing was life.

Fast Frankie.

FRANKIE MUNIZ—Best known as the title character in the early-2000s TV sitcom, Malcolm in the Middle, Frankie Muniz now spends his days as a “professional racecar driver.” (His description.) In 2005, Frankie won the Long Beach Grand Prix’s Celebrity Race, and that kickstarted his on-track endeavors. The following year, Muniz decided to put his acting career on hold in order to compete in the Formula Atlantic Championship series, which look like miniature Formula One cars, complete with open wheels and massive wings. However, Frankie’s prowess on the track pales in comparison to his success as an actor. He finished 2008’s season placed eleventh in the standings and in 2009, he came in ninth. It seems the 26 year old actor may have hung up his “professional” helmet because his Web site hasn’t had any news about his exploits in over two years. Maybe his next starring vehicle will be Malcolm in Last Place

Jason jammed his car into the wall at a high speed…and luckily lived.

JASON PRIESTLEY—Another staple of the FOX Network, actor Jason Priestley starred in the seminal 1990s shlockfest TV show, Beverly Hills 90210. In the series, rich, young people focused on such important issues as hair mousse and the proper way to rip a pair of designer jeans. Jason Priestley, feeling the desire to go faster, began his racing life in a Toyota rally car in the mid-90s. Yet, the taste for speed drew the Canadian actor toward open-wheel Indy Lights racecars. These paired-down speed machines are similar to the ground missiles that compete in the Indy “500.” However, even one of these babies was too much for Jason: in August of 2002, he crashed his car into a wall, going over 180 mph, at Kentucky Speedway. Luckily, Priestley wasn’t killed; he did, however, spend months convalescing, with broken bones. Now, Jason’s sights are away from the cockpit and more towards owning a race team. Smart move.

“Tom, the Cruise control button is on your left..”

TOM CRUISE—This “legend of modern times” just completed a demonstration test of a Red Bull Formula One car in California, where he was just four seconds slower around the track than an experienced F1 pilotte. Last year, Cruise went on the world’s most popular car TV show, Top Gear, and set the fastest celebrity lap time. Say what you will about his antics on Oprah, but Tom Cruise is among Tinseltown’s fastest racers. Story has it that Cruise got the “speed bug” from his Color of Money co-star, Paul Newman. Cruise went on to star in Days of Thunder, a 1990 flick about a NASCAR driver with the greatest name ever: Cole Trickle. Yet Cruise didn’t limit himself to ovals: he became an accomplished SSCA road racer. TC also has a passion for motorcycles, with Ducati and Confederate his preferred brands. Cruise control, indeed.

The Dean of young and tragic thespians.

JAMES DEAN—Perhaps the most famous casualty of Hollywood’s “need for speed,” James Dean still serves as the poster boy for road safety over a half century after his passing. A young actor who rose to star status in a few short years, James Dean patented and bottled “cool.” Dean first tasted speed with an MG TD that he raced around California. He was pretty good, too, placing second in a Porsche 356 at the Palm Springs Road Races in 1955. James Dean soon upgraded to a lightweight Porsche 550 Spyder nicknamed “Little Bastard”—a “silver bullet” of a car that, in the mid-1950s, ran rings around lumbering Corvettes. Only 90 of these speed demons were ever made and it was in this car that he met his fate in the form of a 1950 Ford driven by a college student on Route 466. James Dean died at age 24, behind the wheel of a Porsche. What a way to go, but nevertheless too soon.

Contrary to popular belief, Garner didn’t race a Maverick.

JAMES GARNER—He’s best remembered for his TV roles as cowboy Brett Maverick and private dick Jim Rockford, but James Garner also starred in the 1966 classic movie, Grand Prix. As a cocksure American competing against English Dukes and Italian Counts, Garner personified Yankee confidence. In real life, Garner raced cars and was also owner of American International Racers, which fielded entries at Daytona, LeMans, and Sebring. He also signed a contract with American Motors for him to enter 10 of their cars for the Baja “1000” off-road race in 1969. Interesting fact: James Garner drove the pace car in the Indianapolis “500” three times.

Jackie was a “superman” in a Healey.

JACKIE COOPER—This former “Our Gang” cast member recently passed away at age 88. With an acting career spanning from silent films to the Christopher Reeve-era Superman movies, Jackie Cooper is a sentimental favorite on the American cultural landscape. Yet few remember that Jackie had a love for fast cars. In 1955, Cooper personally commissioned Donald Healey to build him a racing 100S, which was among the first to arrive in America. At the 12 Hours of Sebring that year, Jackie suffered an electrical failure near the end and had to push the car over one mile in order to complete the race. A plucky kid star had turned into a fierce competitor with mettle, and racing was to thank for it.

Tool Time? Nope, it’s trophy time for Allen.

TIM ALLEN—People remember Tim Allen as the “Tim the Toolman” on the hit TV series, Home Improvement, yet this Detroiter always held fast cars close to his heart. Shortly after he was signed for HI, Allen started a racing team with legendary car tuner Steve Saleen. Known for his aggressive Mustangs that transformed ordinary Fords into supercars, Saleen prepared a duo of ‘Stangs for the company, with Allen helming one.  While Tim didn’t light the tracks on fire, he did start his own car customizing company, Tim Allen Designs. The emphasis is on—what else?—American iron and Allen’s hot rods are just as audience-appealing as his other pursuits.

She Died Because Of Roadkill?!

Posted in General Interest on February 15, 2012 by RickNews

This link is for the animal lovers out there, and I don’t mean those who dig kitties or doggies. I mean animals.

 

Zina Bethune's life was tragically cut short by roadkill.

CRAZY FEMALE FACEBOOK FRIENDS, MAMI EDITION

Posted in General Interest on February 15, 2012 by RickNews

The main reason I love Facebook is so I can see how “the other half” lives. I’d estimate that about 60% of my “friends” on Facebook are people I’ve never met or would never want to meet. Some are crazy and some are  just plain “trash.” Such as the woman who posted the below comments. 

From what I can deduce, she is in her late-30s, has an 18-year-old daughter, is divorced (but presently engaged),  and she just gave birth to a new daughter a few months ago. She didn’t graduate college, is Hispanic, and lists her occupation as a “stay at home mom and wife.” Her fiancee has a first name exactly like one of the Jackson 5 (it’s not Marlon or Michael) and works at a warehouse. She drives a yellow 2006 Hummer H2 and the fiancee drives a 2007 Chrysler 300 (he’s looking for new rims, if someone can a brutha help out).

However, the main reason I like this woman’s posts is her crystal-clear lack of an education; she misspells three-letter words, uses poor grammar, and generally comes across as a shining example of American public education. 

Here are the posts:

Baby adventure is crawling… wahoooo.. well wait shes getting into everything she has a floor full of toys and blankets and a mat and somehow finds herself chilling on the tile floor and under my rocker and even went to my dresser and opened my drawer she is a nosey lil monkey… we have our hands full now .. most of the time today she was crawling army style on the elbows … she tt my mom on skype it was priceless…..

As much as baby girl likes to be diaper only… ummm she likes to take it off and today when she took it off herself it was not nice …. guess she was telling me she had a dirty diaper .. ya think…lol…

So the little monkey was crawling today now there are mats allll over the floor but for some reason she loves to find the tile and lay there and smack it … and today she crawled right out of her jeans guess they were a little to big lol..

The little monkey just laid down whooo I’m tired we so need a bigger house she needs her own playroom for all these toys.. hope something comes along soooonnnn….

Paws to help has some puppies they brought from GA and saved from the gas chamber check them out ..

My big girl is 7mo today wow its flying bye….

Baby’s kidney Dr apt tomm lets hope its good news.

Perfect to protect ur iPhone I touch [referring a kid’s phone case]

Laying on the floor watching our baby crawl all over the place … she is so funny she’s saying dadadadada because hubby just went to a meeting LOL ….

When she was little my two girls 7mo and other will be 18 on 27th wowweww anxiety kicking …

So baby is off antibiotics and looks good so far they will ck again in 3mo

Ya that 7 mo of antibiotics was rough … I just have to keep an eye on her that she doesn’t get a uti …so fever irritable etc since she is so good that should be easy to watch for

Really I’m watching wounderpets the lil blowfish preschool version where the baby’s scared of pre school and the moms signing to the baby and I’m balling LOL LOL wow ….

my baby girl is so smart yesterday i showed her how to put her ping pong balls in the cup dump it out and put them in again shes been doing it all day then i showed her a button to push that lights up her toy so shes sitting there just pushing the button and laughing .. and please tell me she has 110 toys and she proceeds to pull the tiles apart on her mat that is under 3 blankets … im just goin got buy her pots and pans and straws and a play mat and she wont need the 110 toys that are taking up my living room .. but because she says dadadada daily she gets anything she wants lol..

I have the most wounderfull hubbbyy in the world he lets me stay home to nurture and enjoy our daughter everyday…I’m so blessed and we are going to see grandma in 10 days LOL LOL …

The baby is sooo funny her new thing is when im talking to someone and holding her and she wants my attention she puts her face infront of mine and smushes her nose up to my face to block me from talking and laughs… lol… what a booger..

omg watching tivo and can he please send this wackoooo home ….ughhh [She was watching “The Bachelor”]

Anyone season ticket holder for marlins? ??

Im trying to get yankee and marlins on april 1st are you going if not i would buy your tickets hubbys a huge yankee fan

baby been soo cranky could not figure out why … just let her bite my thump and ouch now i know why theres a shart tooth down there lol…poor thing

this is for a friend anyone have a i phone for sale….