Here’s a site that’s one page long and only has photographs of–wait, I’ll let you click through here.

Here’s a site that’s one page long and only has photographs of–wait, I’ll let you click through here.

A 1963 Ferrari 250GTO just changed hands in England for 20.5 million pounds sterling, which is about $32 million.

...It doesn't even have cup holders or Bluetooth!
Read more here.
It’s the Tesla Model X!
With stupid gullwing doors and an “iPad” glued to the center console, this baby is gonna sell like Azteks!
More on the abomination here.

WTF?
Shot with a Nikon D3100

Need I explain? It’s fat children–running without shirts.
Enjoy!
This article appeared in Elements Magazine in 2004.
A timepiece can tell a lot about a person: their dreams, ambitions, and desires all carried on a wrist. Even during a boring business meeting, one can look at one’s diving watch and be reminded of a vacation in a tropical paradise. While waiting on a bank line, just a glance at a bejeweled chronometer can cut the tedium like a diamond through glass. Yet, life is more than meetings or chores—it’s about doing, seeing, and enjoying one’s days. Just as one changes one’s clothing to suit different activities, so should a wristwatch reflect the moment.

Remember to synch your watch...and open the chute!
Skydiving is risky business and the last thing you want is your watch to, um, crash. I suggest donning a Bell & Ross Space 3 (around $2,000) because this high-tech timepiece has even traveled aboard the Space Shuttle (it’s the first automatic-movement chronograph to do so). The Space 3 features rubber stopwatch buttons that are ergonomically integrated into its brushed steel or titanium case. Besides, if you miss your skydiving plane, you can always boast that you’re wearing a real “astronaut watch.”

Rolex's ulitmate "tool" watch, the Sea Dweller.
The ultimate men’s diving watch is a Rolex Sea-Dweller 4000 (about $4,400). This is a rare model that comes sans the date magnifier on the crystal, but with a special valve enabling it to withstand decompression. Hewn from a solid chunk of stainless steel, the Sea-Dweller can withstand depths of up to 4,000 feet of the salty brine.

Hey, even fish need to see bling sometime.
For ladies, there’s Audemars Piguet’s Royal Oak Gem-Set (around $15,000), which has a classic case and bracelet in 18-carat yellow gold and stainless steel, and a bezel set with diamonds. It’s water-resistant to only 165 feet. (What lady is foolish enough to follow her man down to 4,000 feet anyway?)

Inspired by a legendary car race, the Chopard has a rubber strap with a Dunlop racing tire pattern.
Speed and style have always gone hand-in-hand, and the timepiece that most exemplifies this is the Chopard Mille Miglia chronometer chronograph (starting at approximately $2,500). Crafted of titanium, gold, or stainless steel, the Mille Miglia is named after a famous Italian road race. While the stopwatch function is useful, nothing comes close to the sensation of speed like the Mille Miglia’s 1950s racing tire-inspired rubber band.
Best Watch For a Black Tie Function (Men’s)

Why shoot for the stars when your watch costs as much as the moon?
Black tie events are a drag: weddings, charity events, or some other affair where you’ll have to part with money. Yet, one should look the role, and the Patek Philippe 18-carat white gold Celestial Watch (about $160,000) looks so good it should receive an Oscar. The Celestial features a self-winding movement with a sky chart, plus the phases and orbits of the moon. After all, during a lengthy wedding toast or a tribute speech, a gentleman can gaze at the regal blue dial and dream about the heavens—acquiring them, that is.
Best Watch For a Black Tie Function (Women’s)

It's fit for a Queen alright--Naples, Italy or Florida.
For an elegant soiree, a lady best leaves the “flash” to her couture or her jewels; a tacky watch can ruin an ensemble. Simple is the key, and class is queen. Thus, I proffer to m’lady the Breguet Reine de Naples (about $26,000), which has a bezel set with 128 diamonds. This lithe masterpiece has a power-reserve and phases of the moon indicators. (A lady should match her gentleman and what better to have in common than the stars?)
From YouTube comes this video of a Chinese father forcing his four-year-old son to run in the snow, so as to “toughen him up.” The kid is being cheered-on by his mother, who can be heard in the background.
They should’ve gotten a Siberian Husky…

Shot with a Nikon D3100.
Shot with an Apple iPhone 4S and photo-enhanced on the device
Taken at El Morro, in San Juan, Puerto Rico
I’m happy that I don’t live in New Yorkistan any longer, and this story is one of my reasons:
Return this Jedi’s lightsaber!
The force is no longer with him.
Jedi Master Flynn Michael is searching the galaxy far and wide for his stolen lightsaber — and you, Brooklyn Paper readers, may be his only hope.
“Who steals somebody’s lightsaber? It’s like stealing someone’s toy out of the sandbox,” said Michael, the founder of New York Jedi, a stage combat performance group. “I finally got my uber custom saber, and then some jerk walks out with it.
The swordless Jedi.“I guess that’s the joke — some Jedi I turned out to be,” he said.
On Sept. 22, Brooklyn’s own Obi-Wan met some padawans at Project Parlor and set his saber beneath the bar. A few hours later, at about 2:13 am, a bearded dark lord grabbed it and fled, according to Michael.
Then, in December, Michael stood face-to-face with the dark side when the suspected Sith returned to the bar.
But, alas, the scruffy-looking nerf-herder denied taking the blade.
Fellow Jedi were stunned by the gravity of the crime.
“Who the f–k steals a lightsaber?” said Tyler Welsek. “And from the bar Flynn goes to all the time? He’s known there.”
In “Star Wars” lore, a Jedi builds his own laser sword so it is as unique as its owner. Michael crafted his brand for the character of a Tibetan Jedi, using an orange laser and a hilt with drawings of two Tibetan foo dogs and a lotus.
“It was perfect,” he said. “It really reflected my performance style.”
Michael — a self-proclaimed “Star Wars” dork — founded New York Jedi seven years ago with a few fellow saber-masters. There’s no formal Jedi training school, but most members have backgrounds in acting, Kung-Fu, Jiu-Jitsu and ballet.
Every Thursday night, a different Jedi Master leads a class at DANY Studios on 38th Street and Eighth Avenue in Manhattan, but the classes focus on stage combat rather than self-defense — so don’t expect Michael to use (physical) force.
Instead, Michael hopes the thief will decide to return the lightsaber, but until he does the Jedi will be “Hands Solo,” borrowing sabers from pals and using a cobbled-together blade that doesn’t even light up.
“I’m waiting on his conscience to get to him,” said the Jedi Master, who is offering a $100 reward for the lightsaber. “We’re teaching people how to be heroes, and I need it back.”