Archive for March, 2012

Dyke Fight

Posted in General Interest on March 14, 2012 by RickNews

It’s not only “breeders” that get into fistfights.

Even lesbians will throw-down on one another, proving they’re just like the rest of us: human.

Presenting The New Ferrari F12 Uterus

Posted in Automobiles on March 13, 2012 by RickNews

The styling of Ferraris, for the past 10 years, has been hit or miss. There have been hits, such as the lithe 458 and misses, such as the lumpy 612 Scaglietti and the brand-new 2013 F12Berlinetta (all one word).

In fact, one blogger claims the new F12Berlinetta was inspired by an unseen female body part.

Check out the entire post here.

Crazy Female Facebook Friends, Part Four

Posted in General Interest on March 12, 2012 by RickNews

The posts below are from a “Facebook friend” of mine, whom I’ve never met.

These posts were made between February 29th and March 9th, 2012.

From what I can deduce, she’s 35 years-old, Jewish, from Philadelphia, and lives nearby in Palm Beach County. She doesn’t have kids, but she does have a dog.

My FAVORITE part about her posts are the capitalized words. You see, crazy people do THIS in their writing because they require MORE attention than the REST of us. 

Oh yeah, she’s into Kabbalah and “mysticism.” ‘Nuff said.

(Her previous posts can be found herehere and here.)

 

and after i birth a little boy, I may have a little girl…. in case I do not, I will post this one for all who do have one right NOW:) enjoy….I want a little girl after I figure out the boy stuff… (I wanted a little girl first… but I guess I have [my dog] for that position) lol

somebody please tell me something uplifting and cheer-filled… or at least something that will make me pee in my pants

it is what it is….

thank you… i believe.. i do… some days are tougher than others… but i still believe

It’s so nice outside and yet I am working so hard on the inside…. breathing…. Being an adult can be a pain in the tushie sometimes…. don’t cha think? lol

Confession of the morning….. So I moved down to SoFla approx 12 years ago…. Since living or being on vacation here, I have met many interesting people who have added color to my life’s canvas…. From Eastern Shores, Miami, to South Beach, to the Dominican Republic, to Aventura, then Delray Beach, Boca Raton, Green Acres, to Boynton Beach….. I can honestly say I have taken quite the ride… Now that I am waiting to see what shows up for me, I am unsure as to if this is a proper approach….I was born “to take what you want”, then I “surrendered everything that I wanted” and now I am just plain HERE…. What is missing and what is next is the ultimate question for me… what is next!?!

A man once wrote this to me: “[name redacted], JUST STAY TRUE TO YOU…. and never allow these guys to abuse your feelings or emotions.. You set the standard… and if any guy truly wants you, he’ll set a higher standard for both of you and he will cherish you more than anything else in the world…. I wish I had the chance to do so… But have maximum love for u and to see you happy”… this man is now in a loving relationship and attracted that which he wrote to me…. a very old friend from the back in the day… who blesses my life whenever I reach out….. thank you so much D.L.M….. you have affected my live in such a profound way….. this one is for u…. Cheers!

There is nothing quite like catching up with old friends who have your best interests at heart and of mind…

It was a BIG Day…. I love everyone in my life… I cannot be small anymore.. I speak up, I speak my mind… I share what I see… If you don’t want to hear it, simply TELL ME!…… respect for all and for all a good night..

I am a REAL person. I FEEL, I GET ANGRY, I GET SAD, I GET GLAD, I EAT MEAT, I DRINK WATER, I LOVE MYSELF, I HELP STRANGERS, I JUDGE, then I LOOK AT Y, I COMMIT, I BREAK MY WORd sometimes, I RECOMMIT, I LEARN TO BE BETTER, I LOVE MORE, I CRY LIKE A BABY, FREELY, then I LAUGH, I FART, I DANCE, I SING, and I NEED MY FRIENDS and FAMILY, they are sometimes the same… sometimes NOT…. BUT I AM REAL!!!!!!! I apologize but NOT FOR BEING REAL! I FEEL… U?

the Universe……. keeps…….sending me gifts….

Long, interesting day… I love to show up, assist, and play… That’s the only way for me to be…. to work and make money suc cess ful ly… hire me.. and u will see.. what happiness is meant to be…

What are we going to create today?

I used to be such a beachbum…

Newest Lesson….. People ask me questions about who and what I am all the time… sometimes I answer and then I say to myself, “Why the heck am I defining myself bc tomorrow I could change my perspective… and then everyone will be confused….?” so here I go…. ” I am ME… [name redacted]… If I love you, or when I love you, U r golden…. If I don’t know you, then you are just someone I do not know…. If I do not like you… U r there to teach me some kind of lesson that will serve me in the future… good, bad, or indifferent….”

Ok. This may be a bit racey [referring to a photo she took of herself, topless, but covering her lady bits].. In honor of someone who would want me to be the most authentic me I could be bc he never got the chance… I am expressing myself in a tasteful way, yet getting my point across.. This is me.. Of I offend you, what can I say? Sorry you don’t resonnate, you can choose to change the channel!!! Mark my words… I will be the change.. And I’ll do it my way! Xo.. Thanks dad, for the opportunity to travel around And to figure out who I really am without others putting their stuff on me.. You keep yours, I’ll tend to mine! Blessings! ( oh, thanks for the hot bod and my magnificent mind;)…lmao.. love you guys and gals. thanks for the support… it’s fun being such a miss and match kind of gal… i love being me.. just need to find others who are like minded… it helps me to breathe better at night… believe it or not.. xoxox. blessings to all and to all ” go topless’.

We never know who will fill our chairs of life until they present themselves… If they do not suit us, there is a blue recepticle to the left and we always have the option to move them along or out of our seats.. In the journey of life, take your place… Select your seat…. And be open to the one/ ones who belong to you as they will sit next to you for a long, long time! Happy Purim and Erev Shabbat Shalom! Or simply, Happy Friday!

A Lamborghini In Its Natural Habitat

Posted in Automobiles on March 8, 2012 by RickNews

Comes this from the Daily Mail: soccer ace Cristiano Ronaldo’s brand-spankin’ new Lamborghini Aventador broke down and wound up on the back of a tow truck. Or, as they say, a Lambo’s natural habitat.

It's matte black, sleek, and like most Lambos...it doesn't run.

 

An Important Message For Dumb Kids

Posted in General Interest on March 8, 2012 by RickNews

Hey, kids! Don’t eat magnets, okay?

While you’re at it, don’t shove anything else into your pie-hole.

Seriously–what is this, a national epidemic?

Does this mean there are so many stupid kids in the country that the government had to produce and distribute a video telling children not to swallow magnets?

Look–if we keep saving the stupid people, the rest of us may find things a bit overcrowded in the future… Just sayin’.

…And Don’t Text While Driving, Either!

Posted in General Interest on March 7, 2012 by RickNews

Recently, a 41-year-old Florida man was involved in a fender-bender. However, that’s not the only thing that was, uh, bent.

Seems the rear-end-slamming man also had a butt plug inside himself while he was driving! And he was wearing sandals.

Read the story here.

This guy is 41?! Butt he looks 61...

Quite Possibly The Coolest Car In The World

Posted in Automobiles on March 6, 2012 by RickNews

This 1967 Ford Mustang Shelby GT500 is quite possibly the coolest automobile in the world. It’s been sitting outside in the California desert for more than 25 years and it’s been “sandblasted” smooth. Moreover, since the climate was dry, there’s no sign of rust and everything is almost perfectly preserved.

This super-rare ‘Stang will NOT be restored to a showroom-fresh finish. Instead, the new owner intends to keep it in this condition and–get this–actually drive the beast.

Read the full story here, complete with some incredible photos.

Like a pair of well-worn jeans, one just can't buy this sort of patina.

Tattoos R Klassie

Posted in General Interest on March 5, 2012 by RickNews

“…Of course your tattoo is classy, baby. 

Why would I think it’s tacky and a vestige from a drunken rampage after a GED night-school class?

C’mon, if you want to see a silly tattoo, check out the one below.”

What better way to memorialize 9/11?

From TSG

Kangols, Cazals, and Breakdancing!

Posted in General Interest, Music on March 5, 2012 by RickNews

Graffiti Rock was the title of a TV show that never went beyond pilot status, back in 1984. While it didn’t make it to the airwaves, it’s an amazing treasure trove of period fashions and dances.

People really dressed like this in the 1980s and acted like robots on the dance floor. There’s even a live performance by Run-DMC.

Word.

Crazy Female Facebook Friends, Part Three

Posted in General Interest on March 2, 2012 by RickNews

The posts below are from a “Facebook friend” of mine, whom I’ve never met.

These posts were made between February 19th and February 28th, 2012.

From what I can deduce, she’s 35 years-old, Jewish, from Philadelphia, and lives nearby in Palm Beach County. She doesn’t have kids, but she does have a dog.

My FAVORITE part about her posts are the capitalized words. You see, crazy people do THIS in their writing because they require MORE attention than the REST of us. 

Oh yeah, she’s into Kabbalah and “mysticism.” ‘Nuff said.

(Her previous posts can be found here and here.)

Don’t choose the better guy: girl, choose the one who Makes U the best U;)

Ok, I feel like a grandmother stuck in a 34 year old’s body… so I’m either extremely lucky or extremely ahead of myself… not quite sure about the answer…

😦 acupuncture, herbs, juicing, laser therapy, meditation, yoga ( gentle), ans proper natural supplements… aka, herbs….and Network Chiropractic, may help u greatly Nikki…. I will guide you to the proper parties when and if interested…:) feel as good as u can… or better!

Does this mean anything to anybody????? Found, a 1996, 76ers Inaugural Game, Corestates Center Coin…. ( 76ers against Milwaukee Bucks) …

Beny, it was a bad battery and those fools at AFFORDABLE TRANSMISSION IN DELRAY messsed up my seals… I may just become a sexy, Jewish Mechanic next career..

There’s nothing like a glitch in the system to wake me up and jump start my battery……. ( now I’m not asking for 24/7 challenges… just a few weekly manageable ones:) Thanks God…. xo

There is nothing in this world like being able to be direct with your friends and having them not taking anything the wrong way or personal…. I love and live for my strong friends who are confident in and with who they are…. Thank you all! You are wonderful mirrors for me…. and of me… (reflections) Thanks again! and Again! and AGAIN!

After taking a long break from FB, now I am not so gungho about it…

Ok, big lessons around this little town of Boca……………..people take on people as friends or business partners, then talk poorly about each other to others, then have drinks with the same people, then build new relationships with other people who they say they never liked when the first round of relationships failed them or they used up all their resources…etc etc etc… As a young person or just a person, I cannot quite keep this all straight…. Can u???? I challenge all the dual faced individuals to address themselves on my wall… I am thinking if I am this way….. Honestly, if i do not like something that u do around me or i have heard that u try to harm me or talk poorly about me,,,,,, I know it is mostly your stuff… I may irritate you…. let me know… come clean and clear…. If you act and take money as a healer, then show your true colors as a healer and step up…. Here is your chance… Air the stuff or you can do it via INBOX…. I’ll address you with respect and honor… as I wish to be respected and treated with honor too….. from my heart to yours…. xoxoxox blessings

It’s the balance of anger, frustration, and hate! Ahhhh . Momma said there’d me days like these..

Here’s my deal…. (I have been asked, challenged, and thought about this myself many times)…. I write, share , and connect with all of you and all of my original and shared posts because I am just practicing… yes i said practicing… I am just getting ready to ask for what I want and what I need… Sometimes life requires putting toes in first to test the water.. ( at least for this curly girl) I am fully comfortable to admit that I may be a bit gunshy about this too…. ( there’s a first for everything) This will be my maiden voyage…. at 34… almost 35 years of age… or at least my first time as an adult person;) I know there is no thing to be afraid of, and yet, I only ever knew how to operate from a “money place” vs. and “energetic, manifesting place”….. will keep you posted…

…the people who are right in front of us, are perfect for our journey…. our mirrors, our lessons, and our sharing and growing through adversity and through surrendering… for me, it leads me to great strength and wisdom…. hen we are open to challenges and growing and stop judging, and start allowing…. we TRULY GET WHAT GOD WANTS US TO KNOW AND EXPERIENCE… AMEN ( at least this is what I believe) HOW ABOUT U? xo  How about… “BE PRESENT to the COMPANY who are in OUR LIVES”… It’s helpful when WE ARE FIRST PRESENT WITH OURSELVES… i find this to be quite beneficial to learning everything we get to learn from one another….. all quality experiences, all of the time… even and especially when the experiences do not FEEL as Good … our resistance is where our power to grow truly lies…. I believe… How about you? 🙂 xo.

Confession of the morning…. I used to look at older folks: moms, aunts, uncles, grandparents, people in their 30s and up, especially those in their 60s, and wonder why they behaved so juvenile-like ( not a word) lol…. I’d see people dismiss their family members, and people talking poorly about others, and people throwing people in pools over money… etc., etc., etc ( I ALSO SAW A LOT OF FUN A…

Afternoon .. almost…. Today equals family and friend support.. showing up for ME…. FINALLY… I am grateful.. I put a lot of love and time into cultivating my relationships…. My peeps mean the world to me…… The WORLD to my SOUL…. From a girl who is an only child, without parents, with out protectors, THIS IS MY WORLD…. I MUST PROTECT MY SELF AGAIN…. for the first time in a while…. My peeps are around though… watching out for me now…. Thank Goodness, GOD is finally being good to me…. It took a LONG time….. LOOOOOONNNNNNGGGGGG…. I am good to me now too, btw… ( for all of u who are going to comment on this … especially if I omitted that last part about ME being GOOD To ME:) xo

maybe this is why i do not seem to worry too much… until the feeling shows up subconsciously to show me a lesson, y bother… just be aware and stay present…. folks, always have your support system in place… it’s important, i believe…. (anyone who wishes to isolate you, is up to some control type pattern that may not serve during times of transition….) words of the day..:) now go and live it up, down, sideways, or have it any way you like it….

Ok, I think I can, I maybe can, I hope I can, I wish I can… Can I? I am… I am… I am, therefore I am….. oy vey…. the powerful me? Huh? Of course… Duh….. Let’s do it! Everybody Dance Now…..Yeah…

last yr I recommended that someone read this book.. ( by D. M. R.)The Four Agreements… I had the book but never read it through and through, while the other person did… When he told me he read the book and I told him that I did not, Iwas called a hypocrite….. Well, here it is… on my wall… I had forgotten what I already knew… It was an interesting experience… maybe we know things but we sometimes forget that we know them and then say or believe we do not…hmmmmm

Although, I do not mind if others find me stubborn… I am now… again, stubborn… for me… The more I know what I don’t want, the easier it may be for me to identify what I do want… not completely there yet… but wishing to be… sooner than later

My heart is growing arms so I can play the violin and lips so I can play the flute, and fingers so I can play the piano… Who knew what my heart was capable until I found U..? ( which is me) hehe

If I needed something, who would I ask?

Restarting the day… First up at 4:44…. then 9.. what is next? send me a sign…