Listen to a recording of Lyndon Baines Johnson ordering Haggar pants, with special instructions to Mr. Haggar.
The President specifically requested enough room for his money, his knife, and of course, his balls.
And he burps. And he mentions his “bunghole.”
Klassie fella.
Hear here.
Here’s The Game with his $200,000, leather-wrapped Ferrari F430.
“Go get me some saddle soap, befo’ I bust a cap in yo’ azz, homeslice!”
Who says rappers aren’t appropriate role models for children?
Actor Brad Pitt’s mother recently wrote an insane letter to the Editor of her local newspaper, in Springfield, Missouri.
Mom is the shorter-haired one on the left.
Among other tidbits of “wisdom” is this line: “Any Christian who does not vote or writes in a name is casting a vote for Romney’s opponent, Barack Hussein Obama — a man who sat in Jeremiah Wright’s church for years, did not hold a public ceremony to mark the National Day of Prayer, and is a liberal who supports the killing of unborn babies and same-sex marriage.”
Read the full letter here.
So, now you know–you’re not the only one.
There will be only 100 of these gold-plated suckers made. Reserve yours now.
Or not.
Shirtless old man.
Creepy, “Santa Claus” beard.
Porch.
Hannah Montana.
Raccoon.
Mix all of the above and you’ve got this video, which again proves that Americans Are The Greatest People On Earth.
Scientists have linked cat ownership to “crazy Spinster-itis.”
It’s the cats that did it to her….
Read the article here.
…and it isn’t even out yet.
RZA, leader of the Wu-Tang Clan, co-wrote, stars, and directs this gem of a flick, which is also produced by QT.
It looks amazing. Enjoy.
Cuz [redacted] just gave me the best advice ever… My little cousin is all grown up apparently… or at least, well on his way:)))) Such a nice chat…..Shabbat Shalom… It’s wonderful when family come together to support the greater good of all:) Blessings….. and in the Torah today, the portion taught us how to appreciate what we have and that what we have right now is surly what we are meant to have…. Happy Appreciation Day too!
Packing always seems to be a pain in the tushie… I am getting far too old for this bologna..
Changing your environment can equal changing your life force energy… even momentarily
Somehow my life is shifting…. Bombay furniture, accessories, Z Gallery Ottoman, Michael White sofa and love seat, snazzy lamps, and a few pieces of teak furniture are looking for new homes… If I really get good at detachment, i guess the most amazing Z Gallery Queen Bedframe may be up for sale too… I am not so sure about detachment lessons… But we’ll see:) lol
“If you don’t think you’re guilty, then there is no need wasting your time thinking that you are”.. Line from a movie … Wishful Thinking…..What’s at the bottom of people? There’s really no bottom… ( profound..) be careful what you tread, the world is full of angels…;)
Come get some free stuff… 😉 inbox me if you are looking for odd stuff for your home.
For sale… Plus it’s sister, a love seat.
Take the time to connect and be patient with others.
I need to be a part of ” the whole package”…
I’m finally ready for ” an easier ” existence….. It’s funny, my peeps in the NE believe that life needs ” to be hard ” in order to be rewarding… Wow, I must have swollowed an entire different philosophy along the way.. I think I have suffered enough…. Time for ” smoother ” living….
Family dynamics are or can always seem tricky… Sometimes it may just be better to fend for yourself…
There are a few things in life that we want more than our perceived limitations and will actually move heaven and earth to ” work out” or ” make work;)”… And that provides ever lasting results…
We all make mistakes, step on toes, overstep boundaries, and make amends… I will say this, it makes me happy to see people who genuinely love each other, come together, and set their differences aside for the sake of ” family”…
NYC= breathing much easier…
I need to connect with social workers in the Philadelphia Area…
I need ” a host”….
Some people are like ” salt of the earth” good people… Actually I learned that phrase from a great yoga teacher names [redacted]..
Great trip: tons of lessons…. Many eye openers… Let me apply these now and we will all be in good shape!
I learn something almost every day… Today I learned that being patient and by staying still during times of discomfort, that I usually get to experience something awesome and magical on the other side..( of my discomfort) I’m so used to discontinuing things, places, and situations that don’t immediately resonate with me… I’m learning that by persevering through some of these initial reactions, I really end up enriched and enlightened.. Far surpassing my initial ” low frustration tolerance”.;) Anyone else?
The place: Gun Lake, Michigan. The scene: a wedding. The ending: moist, quite moist.
Enjoy.
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